Alli: Shit, I just realized it’s Friday the 13th.
Lisa: Damn it, I knew I should have stayed home today.
Jessica: Wait – what? I’m going camping on Friday the 13th?
Alli: DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNN!
Lisa: This means, of course, that there will be bears. Bears and fire. BEARS AND FIRE.
Jessica: There’s going to be fire, anyway. Burning just for the sake of burning.
Alli: You mean for cooking?
Jessica: No, a bonfire. A bonfire for…bonfiring.
Lisa: Bonfires are for dancing around like pagan maniacs. Except you won’t be dancing around like a pagan maniac, because it’s going to be a bloodbath.
Jessica: Stop it!
Lisa: Bunch of young people in the woods camping and being in various states of undress? That always means a bloodbath. Haven’t you watched, like, every horror movie EVER?
Jessica: Oh my God stop.
Lisa: NAKED BLOODBATH WITH BEARS, JESSICA.